Children's Songs. Billy Blunder

Children's Songs. Billy Blunder

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One rainy morning
Without any warning
A large umbrella crossed the street
Big, black and shiny
Covering someone tiny
And all that we could see were two small feet

In and out the traffic
Dodging here and there
That umbrella went with a Don't-Care air
I said in wonder
Who is that down under
Hugging that umbrella like a teddy bear

Horns started blaring
Everyone was staring
At that strange object in the street
Big black and shiny
Covering someone tiny
And all that we could see were two small feet

Then a young policeman
Called out from his beat
"That umbrella there has a boy down deep"
He swooped down under
Pulled out Billy Blunder
Just a tiny truant from his morning's sleep

Now Billy Blunder
Who was once down under
Recites by heart his safety code
"When you are out
In rain or hail or thunder
Hold up your umbrella when you cross the road!"

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26 Responses to “Children's Songs. Billy Blunder”
  1. Mummy says:

    Its a shame your LA stay is coming to an end! You have had such a wonderful time by the sound of it. Uncle Cliff is right! Its better than watching Getaway. Its the highlight of my day, every day! (Yes, I know I need to get a life). I will have to stay at the Standard on my trip to Jasper. It looks amazing. Drive careful tomorrow. And remember RIGHT SIDE OF ROAD, RIGHT SIDE OF ROAD, RIGHT SIDE OF ROAD, RIGHT SIDE OF ROAD, RIGHT SIDE OF ROAD, RIGHT SIDE OF ROAD, RIGHT SIDE OF ROAD. Shall I go on!!!
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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    My internet connection was slowing way down at home, so I logged into my modem to take a peek around and tighten up security. That was enlightening…

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  4. Ichbinklugtrottel says:

    That ass would be AMAZING On My Dick … Fking bounce up and down on that sht ! … i can tell your ass is fking soft …
    LOL Wth am i sayin ? i feel perverted lmao

  5. shubHASHISH says:

    fuck the police!

  6. FlyingCocoon says:

    I think I cud use that break..Right now I’m trying to figure out how to make a living being a beach bum. ::scratches head::

  7. sweetascanbe35 says:

    Thumbs up if sent you here ! <3

  8. GORGEOUSDOUBLED says:

    kkk you will not find a shit right

  9. mihael1968 says:

    Kυκλοφορεί το ΝΕΟ ΔΙΠΛΟ ΑΛΜΠΟΥΜ του ΣΤΕΛΙΟΥ ΒΑΜΒΑΚΑΡΗ!!

    Λέγεται : “ΑΓΝΩΣΤΟΥ ΔΙΑΜΟΝΗΣ” και συμπεριλαμβάνει 12 τραγούδια στο ένα CD και 12 ορχηστρικά στο άλλο, σε μουσική-στίχους Στέλιου Βαμβακάρη. “Ο ΚΑΛΥΤΕΡΟΣ ΕΛΛΗΝΙΚΟΣ ΔΙΣΚΟΣ ΤΩΝ ΤΕΛΕΥΤΑΙΩΝ 35 ΧΡΟΝΩΝ”, με διαχρόνικα και (πολύ) επίκαιρα κομμάτια, σ'ένα νεο (Ελληνικό) είδος μουσικής…!!!!! ΠΟΛΥ ΔΥΝΑΤΗ ΠΡΟΤΑΣΗ! 'MUST' για ΟΛΟΥΣ τους Έλληνες και μη, ΥΜΝΟΣ στο (ΤΡΙΧΟΡΔΟ) ΜΠΟΥΖΟΥΚΙ!!!

  10. chonisn says:

    I'd be ashamed D:

  11. RayBans_Foams says:

    You too? SMMFH RT I see Courtenay didn’t wanna text me back last night. Smh

  12. swtorpwnage says:

    Uhm, no. I’m not bothered in the least about Ron Paul…you’re the one with a hard on for him, and quite literally attacking ANYONE and EVERYONE who says a word against him within your eyeshot. My position about Ron Paul has never changed.

  13. says:

    how you get your cat to pose like that…………!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  14. zeta1ret says:

    THIS IZ MY TIME MACHINE :D

  15. i_go_by_pdot says:

    Cause I didn’t get the funky words you were saying! Out with the guys just now, think I got it a lil?

  16. says:

    many of my favorite songs are political songs, and while i would agree that some of them are bad art, i wouldn't say most are. it seems much more likely to me that most non-political songs are bad art (there are a lot more non-political songs out there, and most of the songs made suck).i saw that interview, too. fucked up. kanye west is right: george bush doesn't care about black people. or more accurately, his administration doesn't care about anyone or anything that doesn't advance their own plans.]]>

  17. DDpandaz says:

    The first pic: What the? THAT'S HOW A PANDA LOOKS LIKE WHEN ITS BORN? *Next pic* : OK, never mind, that's so freakin'cute!

  18. says:

    The ugly comments on this string are coming from people who do not meet the minimum intelligence requirements for police work. Nor do they have the empathy one would require in a dog catcher.They are rude and stupid.]]>

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  20. 0ngee says:

    That moment wen ur reading old texts and letters and you fall inlove all over again (:

  21. Twitter says:

    So many people are looking at this accident that police are enforcing crowd control protocols. Literally hundreds of people are watching.

  22. itsBRITTbiitch says:

    RT When I’m bored I send a text to a random number saying “I hid the body.”

  23. says:

    The ugly comments on this string are coming from people who do not meet the minimum intelligence requirements for police work. Nor do they have the empathy one would require in a dog catcher.They are rude and stupid.]]>

  24. Lifes_A_Grand says:

    u knoe im right hows ur daugther doin next we all go get yogurt u should bring naomi with u #TeanNaomi

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    RT rel=”nofollow” All the songs I hated in the 80’s, I now love because they remind me of the 80’s.

  26. Gwynedd_Jobs says:

    SOLOMON Street Sign name kids childrens room door bedroom girls boys gift: This sign is 4″x18″ and made with an …

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