Questions and Answers (Q/A). Humor.
Questions and Answers (Q/A). Humor.
Q. How many UL students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Three. One to change the lightbulb and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.
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Q. Did you hear An Post just recalled their latest stamps?
A. They had pictures of Limerick players on them and people couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.
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Q. What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Limerick fan in the road? A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.
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Q. If you see a Limerick fan on a bike why should you never swerve to hit him? A. It might be your bike.
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Q. What do Limerick fans and sperm have in common?
A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of winning an All Ireland.
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Q What do you have when 100 Limerick fans are buried up to their neck in sand? A. Not enough sand.
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Q. What do Limerick men use for birth control?
A. Their personalities.
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Q. You are trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a Limerick fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? A. Shoot the Limerick fan…twice.
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Q. How do they separate the men from the boys at
Trinity?
A. With a restraining order.
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A severe storm rumbled through Carlow last week and
destroyed the
entire
town: $10 worth of damage was reported.
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Q. What do you get when you drive quickly through
the Carlow
campus?
A. An undergraduate degree.
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Q. What’s the first thing a U.C.D girl does when
she wakes up in
the
morning?
A. Walks home.
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Q. How can you tell if a Trinity student is
heterosexual?
A. He can outrun his roommate!
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Q. What does a IT student call a D.C.U student after
graduation?
A. Boss.
(IT = Institute of Technology, not info tech)
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Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in
Carlow?
A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile
away.
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Q. Did you hear that the library at Trinity burned
down?
A. Naturally, the students were very upset….some
of the books
weren’t
coloured-in yet.
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Q. Why do Trinity graduates put a copy of their
diploma in the window
of
their vehicles?
A. So they can park in handicap spaces.
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Q. How do you get a IT grad off your front porch?
A. Pay him for the pizza.
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Q. What do tornadoes and graduates from IT’s have in
common?
A. They both end up in trailer parks.
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Q. How many Athlone IT students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A. None – Westmeath looks better in the dark.
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Q. How many Trinity students does it take to change
a lightbulb?
A. One – he holds the bulb and the world revolves
around him
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Q. How many UL students does it take to change a
lightbulb?
A. Three. One to change the lightbulb and two to
figure out how to
get
high
off the old one.
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Q. Did you hear An Post just recalled their latest
stamps?
A. They had pictures of Limerick players on them
and
people couldn’t
figure
out which side to spit on.
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Q. What is the difference between a dead dog in
the
road and a dead
Limerick
fan in the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.
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Q. If you see a Limerick fan on a bike why should
you never swerve to
hit
him?
A. It might be your bike.
——————————-
Q. What do Limerick fans and sperm have in common?
A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of winning an All
Ireland.
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Q What do you have when 100 English fans are buried
up to their neck in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
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Q. What do Cork men use for birth control?
A. Their personalities.
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Q. You are trapped in a room with a tiger, a
rattlesnake, and a
Kerry man. You have a gun with two bullets. What
should
you do?
A. Shoot the Kerry man…twice.
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