Sam had been in the computer business for 25 years and was finally sick of the stress.Humor.
Sam had been in the computer business for 25 years and was finally sick of the stress.Humor.
Sam had been in the computer business for 25 years and was finally sick of
the stress. He quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in Vermont as far
from humanity as possible. Sam saw the postman once a week and got
groceries once a month. Otherwise, it was total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, as he was finishing
dinner, someone knocked on his door. He opened it and there was a big,
bearded Vermonter standing there. "Name’s Enoch… Your neighbor from four
miles over the ridge… Having a party Saturday… thought you’d like to
come." "Great," says Sam, "after six months of this, I’m ready to meet some
local folks. Thank you." As Enoch is leaving, he stops, "Gotta warn you,
there’s gonna be some drinkin’." "Not a problem… after 25 years in the
computer business, I can drink with the best of ‘em." Again, as he starts
to leave, Enoch stops. "More ‘n’ likely gonna be some fightin’ too." Damn,
Sam thinks… tough crowd. "Well, I get along with people. I’ll be there.
Thanks again." Once again Enoch turns from the door. "I’ve seen some wild
sex at these parties, too." "Now that’s certainly not a problem" says Sam,
"Remember, I’ve been alone for six months! I’ll definitely be there … by
the way, what should I wear?" Enoch stops in the door again and says,
"Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us."
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