"I just realized I told Nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smith’s boil!". Humor.
"I just realized I told Nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smith’s boil!". Humor.
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. "She’s incredibly mixed up." said one doctor. "She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours, she gave him 10 milligrams [...]
"Don’t you EVER complain about my cooking again!!"
"Don’t you EVER complain about my cooking again!!"
A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you. I’m gay." [...]
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