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		<description><![CDATA[Q. How many UL students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Three. One to change the lightbulb and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Q. How many UL students does it take to change a lightbulb?<br />
A. Three. One to change the lightbulb and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Q. Did you hear An Post just recalled their latest stamps?<br />
A. They had pictures of Limerick players on them and people couldn&#8217;t figure out which side to spit on.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Q. What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Limerick fan in the road? A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br />
Q. If you see a Limerick fan on a bike why should you never swerve to hit him? A. It might be your bike.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br />
Q. What do Limerick fans and sperm have in common?<br />
A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of winning an All Ireland.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br />
Q What do you have when 100 Limerick fans are buried up to their neck in sand? A. Not enough sand.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Q. What do Limerick men use for birth control?<br />
A. Their personalities.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Q. You are trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a Limerick fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? A. Shoot the Limerick fan&#8230;twice.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Q. How do they separate the men from the boys at<br />
Trinity?<br />
A. With a restraining order.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br />
A severe storm rumbled through Carlow last week and<br />
destroyed the<br />
entire<br />
town: $10 worth of damage was reported.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;=<br />
Q. What do you get when you drive quickly through<br />
the Carlow<br />
campus?<br />
A. An undergraduate degree.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br />
Q. What&#8217;s the first thing a U.C.D girl does when<br />
she wakes up in<br />
the<br />
morning?<br />
A. Walks home.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Q. How can you tell if a Trinity student is<br />
heterosexual?<br />
A. He can outrun his roommate!<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Q. What does a IT student call a D.C.U student after<br />
graduation?<br />
A. Boss.<br />
(IT = Institute of Technology, not info tech)<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br />
Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in<br />
Carlow?<br />
A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile<br />
away.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br />
Q. Did you hear that the library at Trinity burned<br />
down?<br />
A. Naturally, the students were very upset&#8230;.some<br />
of the books<br />
weren&#8217;t<br />
coloured-in yet.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br />
Q. Why do Trinity graduates put a copy of their<br />
diploma in the window<br />
of<br />
their vehicles?<br />
A. So they can park in handicap spaces.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br />
Q. How do you get a IT grad off your front porch?<br />
A. Pay him for the pizza.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Q. What do tornadoes and graduates from IT&#8217;s have in<br />
common?<br />
A. They both end up in trailer parks.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br />
Q. How many Athlone IT students does it take to<br />
change a lightbulb?<br />
A. None &#8211; Westmeath looks better in the dark.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br />
Q. How many Trinity students does it take to change<br />
a lightbulb?<br />
A. One &#8211; he holds the bulb and the world revolves<br />
around him<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Q. How many UL students does it take to change a<br />
lightbulb?<br />
A. Three. One to change the lightbulb and two to<br />
figure out how to<br />
get<br />
high<br />
off the old one.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Q. Did you hear An Post just recalled their latest<br />
stamps?<br />
A. They had pictures of Limerick players on them<br />
and<br />
people couldn&#8217;t<br />
figure<br />
out which side to spit on.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br />
Q. What is the difference between a dead dog in<br />
the<br />
road and a dead<br />
Limerick<br />
fan in the road?<br />
A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Q. If you see a Limerick fan on a bike why should<br />
you never swerve to<br />
hit<br />
him?<br />
A. It might be your bike.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Q. What do Limerick fans and sperm have in common?<br />
A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of winning an All<br />
Ireland.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br />
Q What do you have when 100 English fans are buried<br />
up to their neck   in sand?<br />
A. Not enough sand.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Q. What do Cork men use for birth control?<br />
A. Their personalities.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Q. You are trapped in a room with a tiger, a<br />
rattlesnake, and a<br />
Kerry man. You have a gun with two bullets. What<br />
should<br />
you do?<br />
A. Shoot the Kerry man&#8230;twice.</p>

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		<description><![CDATA[* &#34;Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.&#34; &#8211; Eleanor Roosevelt 
* &#34;Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.&#34; &#8211; Oscar Wilde 
* &#34;I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.&#34; &#8211; Albert Einstein 
* &#34;Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.&#34; &#8211; Charles [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>* &quot;Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.&quot; &#8211; Eleanor Roosevelt </p>
<p>* &quot;Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.&quot; &#8211; Oscar Wilde </p>
<p>* &quot;I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.&quot; &#8211; Albert Einstein </p>
<p>* &quot;Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.&quot; &#8211; Charles Darwin 1871 (The descent of man) </p>
<p><span id="more-48"></span></p>
<p>* &quot;Nature doesn&#8217;t care how smart you are. You can still be wrong.&quot; &#8211; Richard Feynman </p>
<p>* &quot;Philosophy of science is about as useful to scientists as ornithology is to birds.&quot; &#8211; Richard Feynman </p>
<p>* &quot;Whenever I&#8217;m wrong, the world just makes little bit less sense.&quot; &#8211; Frasier </p>
<p>* &quot;I have more respect for the fellow with a single idea who gets there than for the fellow with a thousand ideas who does nothing.&quot; &#8211; Thomas Edison </p>
<p>* &quot;Morality is about doing the right thing when no one is watching.&quot; &#8211; Atheist&#8217;s Wager </p>
<p>* &quot;If atheism is a belief system then not collecting stamps is a hobby.&quot; &#8211; Jafafa Hots (Slashdot comment) </p>
<p>* &quot;Do _I_ know what &quot;rhetorical&quot; means?&quot; &#8211; Homer Simpson </p>
<p>* &quot;Skill shows through where genius wears thin.&quot; &#8211; Wittgenstein </p>
<p>* &quot;You cannot build a society around steak and sunshine and expect life to move quickly.&quot; &#8211; Maciej Ceglowski on Argentina </p>
<p>* &quot;It is said that papers in string theory are published at a rate greater than the speed of light. This, however, is not problematic since no information is being transmitted.&quot; &#8211; H. Kleinert. </p>
<p>* &quot;You&#8217;re not old until regret take the place of your dreams&quot; &#8211; Uknown </p>
<p>* &quot;A first sign of the beginning of understanding is the wish to die.&quot; &#8211; Franz Kafka </p>
<p>* &quot;Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.&quot; &#8211; Groucho Marx </p>
<p>* &quot;Fools you are who say you like to learn from your mistakes. I prefer to learn from the mistakes of others, and avoid the cost of my own.&quot; &#8211; Otto von Bismarck </p>
<p>* &quot;I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.&quot; &#8211; Voltaire </p>
<p>* &quot;Don&#8217;t ask yourself what the world needs; Ask yourself what makes you come alive. And then go and do that. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.&quot; &#8211; Howard Thurman </p>
<p>* &quot;God lives in the gaps of our knowledge.&quot; &#8211; Greg Perkins (From Henry Drummond) </p>
<p>* &quot;I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.&quot; &#8211; Mahatma Gandhi </p>
<p>* &quot;Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception, the root of all evil.&quot; &#8211; Robert Heinlein, (though Lazarus) </p>
<p>* &quot;C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off.&quot; &#8211; Bjarne Stroustrup </p>
<p>* &quot;The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.&quot; -&#160; Eleanor Roosevelt </p>
<p>* &quot;I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it.&quot; &#8211; Albert Einstein (1954) </p>
<p>* &quot;You have come into a hard world. I know of only one easy place in it, and that is the grave.&quot; &#8211; Henry Ward Beecher </p>
<p>* &quot;The worst thing in this world, next to anarchy, is government.&quot; &#8211; Henry Ward Beecher </p>
<p>* &quot;The most dangerous people are the ignorant.&quot; &#8211; Henry Ward Beecher </p>
<p>* &quot;It&#8217;s easier to go down a hill than up it but the view is much better at the top.&quot; &#8211; Henry Ward Beecher </p>
<p>* &quot;Even not-so-great paintings &#8211; in fact, any slapdash attempt at splashing paint onto a surface &#8211; will get you laid more than writing software, especially if you have the slightest hint of being a tortured, brooding soul about you.&quot; &#8211; Maciej Ceglowski </p>
<p>* &quot;Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.&quot; &#8211; Bill Gates </p>
<p>* &quot;You can accomplish anything you want in life provided you don&#8217;t mind who gets the credit.&quot; &#8211; Harry S. Truman </p>
<p>* &quot;And while it would be great to have programmers who are also great at sales, graphic design, system administration, and cooking, it&#8217;s unrealistic. Like teaching a pig to sing, it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.&quot; &#8211; Joel Spolsky </p>
<p>* &quot;Let the willing and the able self-select out of the mainstream and into the upstream.&quot; &#8211; David Heinemeier Hansson (2006-04-07) </p>
<p>* &quot;People have strange little preferences. For example, I love flashlights, tubing of any sort, moss, and ball bearings. No reason. I just like those things.&quot; &#8211; Scott Adams </p>
<p>* &quot;Fairness is a concept that was invented so that children and idiots could participate in arguments.&quot; &#8211; Scott Adams </p>
<p>* &quot;I know that some of you think that life without caffeine is actually worth living. But it isn&#8217;t.&quot; &#8211; Scott Adams </p>
<p>* &quot;What is past is prologue.&quot; &#8211; William Shakespeare </p>
<p>* &quot;In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.&quot; &#8211; George Orwell </p>
<p>* &quot;Om du tror kompetens kostar pengar, vad tror du d?? inkompetens kostar?&quot; &#8211; Johan Sta?&#171;l von Holstein </p>
<p>* &quot;Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.&quot; &#8211; Isaac Asimov </p>
<p>* &quot;Don&#8217;t look for malice where incompetence will do.&quot; &#8211; Napoleon </p>
<p>* &quot;Denial is a special case of optimism.&quot; &#8211; Leighton Read </p>
<p>* &quot;Ethanol is for drinking, not driving.&quot; &#8211; Jay Keasling </p>
<p>* &quot;If consumers even know there&#8217;s a DRM, what it is, and how it works, we&#8217;ve already failed.&quot; &#8211; Disney Executive </p>
<p>* &quot;What do I think of Western civilisation? I think it would be a very good idea.&quot; &#8211; Gandhi </p>
<p>* &quot;Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.&quot; &#8211; Martin Luther King Jr. </p>
<p>* &quot;Ask yourself: Why is it important for me to believe that I know the answers?&quot; &#8211; Buddah </p>
<p>* &quot;He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts&#8230;for support rather than illumination.&quot; &#8211; Andrew Lang (1844-1912) </p>
<p>* &quot;Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.&quot; &#8211; Unknown </p>
<p>* &quot;The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.&quot; &#8211; Winston Churchill </p>
<p>* Respect goes both ways. Fear only goes one. &#8211; Unknown </p>
<p>* &quot;Saying creation is true because not everything about evolution is known, is like saying that because the world isn&#8217;t perfectly round (it is a bit flattened at the poles) it must be flat.&quot; &#8211; Claes Mogren 14/11-2006 </p>
<p>* &quot;Stupider is a word for people who would use it&quot; &#8211; Mark Shuttleworth</p>

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		<description><![CDATA[When you search for a certain something on a search engine it opens up a number of pages containing possible answers for your search. These &#8216;answers&#8217; are your search results and the pages which contain these are the SERP or Search Engine Result Pages . Now, consider the many times that you have probably used [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When you search for a certain something on a <b>search engine</b><span> </span>it opens up a number of pages containing possible answers for your search. These &#8216;answers&#8217; are your search results and the pages which contain these are the SERP or <b>Search Engine Result Pages</b><span> </span>. Now, consider the many times that you have probably used a <b>search engine</b><span> </span>, and the many results which each of these searches have raked up. If you think about it closely you will probably discover that out of all those million SERP&#8217;s that you have opened up through your searches each time you have probably vi<b>site</b> d at the very most the first 3 pages of results, the rest you have ignored like they didn&#8217;t even exist.</p>
<p>As the owner of a <b>website</b> being thus ignored by visitors and sidelined by <b>search engines</b><span> </span>has probably kept you up nights wondering exactly how you might better the position of your <b>site</b> . Well the answer is simple; through SEO.</p>
<p><b>SEO, or Search Engine Optimization</b><span> </span>refers to a process by means of which a <b>website</b> earns high ranking amongst the search results, gets a coveted place on the SERP and thereby pulls in a large chunk of &#8216;unique&#8217; visitors.</p>
<p>Who needs SEO?</p>
<p><b>Websites</b> can broadly be classified into 4 different types:</p>
<p>&#8226; <b>Personal sites</b>     <br />&#8226; <b>Corporate sites</b>     <br />&#8226; <b>Sites providing information</b>     <br />&#8226; <b>E-commerce sites</b> </p>
<p>As is obvious the first two types of <b>website</b> s can hold their own without using SEO. That is because they are target group is in itself a niche and it doesn&#8217;t want or need audiences beyond that niche. However, that cannot be said for the last two types of <b>website</b> s. If you build a <b>site</b> primarily to circulate information or for commercial use then you would definitely need unique visitors, these may be found only by means of good ranking on SERP&#8217;s and therefore by means of SEO. </p>
<p>Watch your content, get the right visitors. If you want to lure the right visitors into your <b>website</b> then simply use the right words. Although <b>search engines</b><span> </span>do not read they do scan the <b>site &#8217;s</b> text. The more relevant your content is the higher your chances of a better ranking.</p>
<p>Another important consideration, while on the topic of content, is keywords. Your keywords are words or phrases which summarize or represent the main topic or subject of your <b>site</b> , when a <b>search engine</b><span> </span>scans the body of your <b>website &#8217;s</b> <b>text</b> it picks up these repeating words and match them with the words being searched if they match then you get a high ranking.</p>
<p>When selecting your keywords make sure you choose words which are most likely to be used by users searching for a <b>site</b> like yours or subjects covered by your <b>site</b> . After you have selected them sprinkle them abundantly within the <b>text</b> of your <b>site</b> . However be careful that you don&#8217;t unnecessarily stuff them at inappropriate junctures cause that might attract criticism or even a penalty. Your keyword density per page can be anywhere between 5-15%, depending on of course how skillfully you might choose to repeat them. Make sure that you use your key words/phrases freely in the first two paragraphs of the text. Also, remember to include them in the concluding line of your text. But most importantly use them in your anchor text, certain <b>Search Engine&#8217;s</b><span> </span>like Google put a lot of importance on the anchor <b>text</b> of your inbound links.</p>
<p>Judge for yourself</p>
<p>Here are the reasons we think optimization is a must, you decide for yourself.</p>
<p>&#8226; More than 80% of net-users find <b>websites</b> by means of <b>search engines</b><span> </span>.     <br />&#8226; 90% of these users do not bother to check beyond the first 30 results.     <br />&#8226; 75% of those using <b>search engines</b><span> </span>intend to buy a product or service.     <br />&#8226; &#8220;Professional SEO is twice as effective as all other internet marketing methods and 8 times more effective than banner advertisements.&#8221;     </p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you are trying to figure out what is causing all of the stress in your body, you may want to do some research.  This is something that you can do on your own to find a way to pin point the problems and to get started with the treatments of them.  You should sit down and think about the problems that you are having in your life and what you can do to change the situation.</p>
<p>Make a well thought out list of all the problems that you are facing in your life.  Think about these problems and what you are worried about.  When you are thinking about what is disrupting your life, you may find the answers to the questions of what is causing all of your problems and your stress.</p>
<p>Think of all the people that are adding to your stress.  This will include all relationships both at home and at work.  Figure out what the problems are with these people and if you need to have them in your life or if they are someone that you should distance yourself from.  There is nothing wrong with ending a relationship that is in turmoil.  You should be prepared to do this if it is relevant to your health and well-being.</p>
<p>Think of things that you can do to improve your lifestyle.  If you are eating the right things, taking the time to exercise and get the proper nutrients for your body.  Are you talking about your feelings with others?  Do you need to find a different career path?  These are examples that you need to think about when you are trying to define your life and what is causing you the most problems with stress</p>
<p>Do not forget about the humor and entertainment in your life.  You have to include these things into your life so that you are taking a break from the stress that can build up.  You should jot down the things that you like to do and what makes you happy.  Make sure that you are applying these things to your life so that you can become a better and well-rounded person.  </p>
<p>Make sure that you are going over your lists on a regular basis.  Make the necessary changes where they are needed and take the time to enjoy things.  You need to stop and smell the roses once in a while to maintain a healthy outlook on life.  You will find that once you apply this list, you will watch your stress disappear for good.</p>

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