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]]> http://oaseattle.com/2010/07/29/funny-cats-funny-cat-video/feed/ 15 Children's Songs. QUARTERMASTER'S STORE http://oaseattle.com/2009/03/09/childrens-songs-quartermasters-store-2/ http://oaseattle.com/2009/03/09/childrens-songs-quartermasters-store-2/#comments Mon, 09 Mar 2009 13:27:47 +0000 Open Aсcess Seattle Administrator http://oaseattle.com/2009/childrens-songs-quartermasters-store-2/ There are rats, rats, as big as alley cats,
At the store, at the store.
There are rats, rats, as big as alley cats,
At the Quartermaster's store.

CHORUS
My eyes are dim, I can not see.
I have not brought my specks with me. [Repeat.]

Mice . . . running through the rice.
Beans . . . as big as submarines.
Gravy . . . enough to float the navy.
Cakes . . . that give us tummy aches.
Butter . . . running in the gutter.
Bread . . . with great big lumps like lead.
Cheese . . . that makes you want to sneeze.
Goats . . . eating all the oats
Bees . . . with little knobby knees.
Owls . . . shredding paper towels.
Apes . . . eating all the grapes.
Foxes . . . stuffed in little boxes.
Coke . . . enough to make you choke.
Pepsi . . . that gives you apoplexy.
Flies . . . swarming 'round the pies.
Fishes . . . washing all the dishes.
Moths . . . eating through the cloths
Scouts . . . eating brussel sprouts.

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]]> http://oaseattle.com/2009/03/09/childrens-songs-quartermasters-store-2/feed/ 15 Children's Songs. OLD MACDONALD http://oaseattle.com/2009/03/08/childrens-songs-old-macdonald/ http://oaseattle.com/2009/03/08/childrens-songs-old-macdonald/#comments Mon, 09 Mar 2009 00:48:20 +0000 Open Aсcess Seattle Administrator http://oaseattle.com/2009/childrens-songs-old-macdonald/ [G]Old MacDonald [C] had a [G] farm, [G] hi-a [D7] hi-a [G] ho.
And on his farm he [C] had some [G] chicks, [G] hi-a [D7] hi-a [G] ho.
With a [G] cluck, cluck here and a cluck, cluck there.
Here a cluck, there a cluck, everywhere a cluck, cluck.
Old MacDonald [C] had a [G] farm, [A7] hi-a [D7] hi-a [G] ho.

- ducks quack
- cows moo
- dogs wof
- pigs snort
- cats miow
- horses hni

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Written By: Unknown
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Great Granddad, when the land was young,
Barred the door with a wagon tongue,
For the times was rough and the redskins mocked,
And he said his prayers with his shotgun cocked.

Twenty-one children came to bless
The old man's home in the wilderness,
They slept on the floor with the dogs and the cats,
And they hunted in the woods in their coonskin caps.

Great Granddad was a busy man,
Cooked his grub in a frying pan,
He picked his teeth with his hunting knife,
And he wore the same suit all his life.

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At the store, at the store.
There are rats, rats, as big as alley cats,
At the Quartermaster's store.

CHORUS
My eyes are dim, I can not see.
I have not brought my specks with me. [Repeat.]

Mice . . . running through the rice.
Beans . . . as big as submarines.
Gravy . . . enough to float the navy.
Cakes . . . that give us tummy aches.
Butter . . . running in the gutter.
Bread . . . with great big lumps like lead.
Cheese . . . that makes you want to sneeze.
Goats . . . eating all the oats
Bees . . . with little knobby knees.
Owls . . . shredding paper towels.
Apes . . . eating all the grapes.
Foxes . . . stuffed in little boxes.
Coke . . . enough to make you choke.
Pepsi . . . that gives you apoplexy.
Flies . . . swarming 'round the pies.
Fishes . . . washing all the dishes.
Moths . . . eating through the cloths
Scouts . . . eating brussel sprouts.

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Away out in the forest
There lived a mean old man
His name was Mr. Johnny Rebeck
And he could surely plan
All the neighbors' cats and dogs
Were always at his feet
So he invented a machine
That turned them all to meat

Hey Mr. Johnny Rebeck,
How could you be so mean
We told you you'd be sorry
For inventing that machine
All the neighbors' cats and dogs
Will never more be seen
They've all been ground to sausages
In Johnny Rebeck's machine

One day a boy came walking,
He walked into the store
He bought a pack of sausages
And placed them on the floor
Then he began to whistle,
He whistled up a tune
And all the little sausages,
They danced around the room

Hey Mr. Johnny Rebeck,
How could you be so mean
We told you you'd be sorry
For inventing that machine
All the neighbors' cats and dogs
Will never more be seen
They've all been ground to sausages
In Johnny Rebeck's machine

One day the darn thing busted,
The darn thing wouldn't go
So Johnny Rebeck climbed inside
To see what made it so
His wife she had a nightmare
While walking in her sleep
She gave the crank a great big yank
And Johnny Rebeck was meat

Hey Mr. Johnny Rebeck,
How could you be so mean
We told you you'd be sorry
For inventing that machine
All the neighbors' cats and dogs
Will never more be seen
They've all been ground to sausages
In Johnny Rebeck's machine

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- If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
- If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
- When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose?
- Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?
- How did a fool and his money GET together?
- If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?
- How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
- If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?
- What’s another word for thesaurus?
- Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
- What do they use to ship styrofoam?
- Why is abbreviation such a long word?
- Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
- Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?
- Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
- Does ‘virgin wool’ come from sheep the shepherd hasn’t caught yet?
- When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
- Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
- Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
- Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
- If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?

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